1. “Decorative Dingle” - another classic bit of aliteration via style-your-passion.

    “Decorative Dingle” - another classic bit of aliteration via style-your-passion.

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  2. Props to shinybroke for using the term “crystal crotches”. SHINY?  It was inevitable. As predictably as winning Big Brother leads to a drunken appearance on Come Dine With Me, Pejazzling was always coming to a crotch near you. The new product comes from Vejazzle.me, the inventive types who have been cajoling women the world over into glueing sequins and jewels to their vaginas, as a declarations of self love. Eyeing a gap in the market (and I fully expect to be fired for that pun), they’re now trying to convince men to jump on the genital decoration bandwagon. As a newly single gay man, I find this absolutely terrifying. Why would people want this? And how am I to avoid them? The prospect of dating after a six-year relationship is daunting enough, without wondering which men are packing crystal crotches. And what if it becomes a badge of honour or bona fide fetish, with drunken leers and come-ons reaching news levels of musky false-advertising. “Check this darlin’, mine’s a Hall of Mirrors.” A frightening prospect. Good luck to anyone into the pejazzle, just watch out for magpies, boys. Padraig Moran

    Props to shinybroke for using the term “crystal crotches”.

    SHINY?  It was inevitable. As predictably as winning Big Brother leads to a drunken appearance on Come Dine With Me, Pejazzling was always coming to a crotch near you.

    The new product comes from Vejazzle.me, the inventive types who have been cajoling women the world over into glueing sequins and jewels to their vaginas, as a declarations of self love. Eyeing a gap in the market (and I fully expect to be fired for that pun), they’re now trying to convince men to jump on the genital decoration bandwagon.

    As a newly single gay man, I find this absolutely terrifying. Why would people want this? And how am I to avoid them? The prospect of dating after a six-year relationship is daunting enough, without wondering which men are packing crystal crotches. And what if it becomes a badge of honour or bona fide fetish, with drunken leers and come-ons reaching news levels of musky false-advertising. “Check this darlin’, mine’s a Hall of Mirrors.”

    A frightening prospect. Good luck to anyone into the pejazzle, just watch out for magpies, boys.

    Padraig Moran

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  3. sosoflynails: Is there really need for an arrow down there? ? Does a fish need a bicycle?

    sosoflynails:

    Is there really need for an arrow down there? ?

    Does a fish need a bicycle?

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  4. ellamarr: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Stylish.

    ellamarr:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Stylish.

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  5. Wonky.

    Wonky.

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  6. Pejazzle Apostrophe.

    Pejazzle Apostrophe.

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  7. I heart pejazzle - featuring your (semi-anonymous) curator. A few years back (June 05) I was part of a group of fifteen guys to get our back, sack, and crack hairs torn asunder all in the name of charity. After gulping down a couple of pints of “free beer” laid on by the pub opposite the salon, I volunteered to go first. I don’t know if it was due to the excruciating pain or the fact I’d downed a couple of Stellas, but half way through I thought it would be hilarious to take up the beauticians’ offer of a diamanté upgrade. This has to be damn near one of the first pejazzles in history, I am both ashamed and proud.

    I heart pejazzle - featuring your (semi-anonymous) curator.

    A few years back (June 05) I was part of a group of fifteen guys to get our back, sack, and crack hairs torn asunder all in the name of charity. After gulping down a couple of pints of “free beer” laid on by the pub opposite the salon, I volunteered to go first. I don’t know if it was due to the excruciating pain or the fact I’d downed a couple of Stellas, but half way through I thought it would be hilarious to take up the beauticians’ offer of a diamanté upgrade. This has to be damn near one of the first pejazzles in history, I am both ashamed and proud.

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  8. It’s far from certain how far back the pejazzling phenomenon began, but here’s a video from the North of England that seems to be from 2005. The guys were donating their (unwanted?) back, sack and crack hair to charity, and appear to have been given a nice bonus by the beauty salon. The cat in particular is 12 kinds of awesome…

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